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Joke of the Day
"Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball"
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"Like arguing with a forest fire."
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"like people say things like 'tuna fish' but not 'duck bird' or 'dad father'"
"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought."
"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"
"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."