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Joke of the Day
"I don't like my new hair cut... But it's growing on me."
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"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"
"A bear walks into a bar. He says, ""I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic."" The bartender says, ""Sure, but what about the big pause?"" The bear says, ""I was born with them."""
"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."
"The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep."
"What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? Good point"
"makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife"
"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."
"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"
"girl if we were pokemon you would be a pichu and i would be a raichu because im a convicted child molestor"