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Joke of the Day

"The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep."

"At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers"

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."

"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"

"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"

"Game of Thrones would have had more seasons... But HBO didn't want it to dragon too long."

"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."

"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""