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Joke of the Day
"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"
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"My sex life is just like star wars: Its either Han Solo, or i have to use the force."
"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."
"Oh great! Now my phone is calling me a low life. Oh wait it's low battery life sorry that was my self esteem reading it wrong"
"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"
"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked"
"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."
"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."
"Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."