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Joke of the Day

"makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife"

"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."

"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."

"A Jewish boy asks his father: ""Father, can I please borrow 50 dollars?"" The father replies: ""40 dollars! What on earth do you need 30 dollars for!?"""

"Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition."

"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."

"If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it."

"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"

"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."