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Joke of the Day

"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "

"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"

"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"

"I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me I guess every lego spells out ""fuck you dude""."

"I don't believe Trump when he says he doesn't smoke In the past 2 months I've seen him smoke 2 Cubans."

"What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra? Ring toss."

"My girlfriend said she liked surprises. But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia."

"What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition? A navi-gator!"

"Why did the redditor make the post ? To KILL THE JOKE EXPLAIN BOT that kills every joke. If you don't get the joke that's your problem! We don't need a bot. Fuck you joke bot"