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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."
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"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"
"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."
"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"
"Fed Up with PETA. We should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. We'd be knows as a bunch of P.U.T.As"
"Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? Because they own none chucks."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."
"A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots."
"At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years? Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision"