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Joke of the Day
"What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition? A navi-gator!"
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"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."
"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."
"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."
"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."
"Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?"
"ME: *falls in love only w/ people who are mean to me* Why does this keep happening [flashback] GOD: *points to me* Make that one an idiot"
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"