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Joke of the Day

"Why did the redditor make the post ? To KILL THE JOKE EXPLAIN BOT that kills every joke. If you don't get the joke that's your problem! We don't need a bot. Fuck you joke bot"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field"

"What did the computer say to the virus? scRAM"

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."

"What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty? He wipes the hard drive."

"*84th flr* CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up? M: Heard Van Halen's ""Jump""? CW: Sure! Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down"

"your mom's so fat her nickname is ""damn!"""

"If you can't tell the difference between ""erotic"" & ""exotic"" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you."

"What does a physics cow say? "

"Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me"