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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she liked surprises. But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia."

"What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair."

"My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download"

"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."

"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."

"I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time."

"Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, ""Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing""."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"

"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."

"Here's a joke My life"