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Joke of the Day

"The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers"

"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."

"So a priest, a pedophile and rapist walk into a bar ...he orders a drink"

"Is my ambition to be a plumber just a pipe dream?"

"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."

"The narcissistic cannibal started to eat his own body but stopped because he was already full of himself"

"Why did H blow itself up? Because G had."

"Started my new job yesterday, and have to go back in today already. THIS IS BULLSHIT."

"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."

"I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained"