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"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."
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"My joke originality is like my girlfriend I don't have any"
"99% of humanity Works on the principle of rocket science. It does not mean , we always aim for the sky; it means that we do not start work unless our tail is on fire."
"What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? The K^3"
"As soon as the inauguration is over, I'm getting a position on Trump's ethics committee. I'm not political, I just need some quite time alone."
"What's Hitler's favorite video game. Meinkraft"
"Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?"
"The inventor of predictive text has died His funfair is hello on sundial."
"Interviewer: Any special skills? Me: Eclairvoyance. Him: I don't understand. Me: There's a box of donuts in your desk Him: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH"
"Pirate, land lubber Yarrrr, Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident? For they are always on shore..."