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Joke of the Day
"So a priest, a pedophile and rapist walk into a bar ...he orders a drink"
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"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
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"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."