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Joke of the Day

"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. But she was messin wit some pretty elaborate gold mining equipment down by the river bed today."

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"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."
"""I just got engaged!"" -- Starship Enterprise"
"A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off. Needless to say, his wife was shocked."
"Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her."
"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"
"What do you call a wolf that is cautious? An aware wolf."
"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""
"Why do procrastinators live the longest? Because they die at the last second."
"My girlfriend and I are fighting over my recent hair loss... I really hope it's just a rough patch"