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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wolf that is cautious? An aware wolf."

"Why did the dyslexic Italian prisoner of war never get rescued? Because when his commanding officer read his letter saying he was now a WOP, it was assumed that he had expatriated."

"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."

"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"

"Two ninjas walk into a bar. They stole several glasses and a Vodka bottle, without the bartender noticing."

"What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver."

"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."

"What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang? ""Get off Mu-lan!!!"""

"the crow was calling my name thought cah"

"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""