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Joke of the Day

"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"

"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."

"What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common? They are both terrible without Cream."

"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."

"Now that it's 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven't showered since last year! Hahaha"

"Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away."

"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"

"Having kids is a little like when the free sample lady tries to tell you all about the cheese & you pretend to be interested while you eat."

"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."

"No evidence is good enough for a Creationist... But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist."