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Joke of the Day

"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""

"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"

"In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY. My best time so far is 7 min."

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."

"Alice is travelling at a speed of light.. when a traffic police pulls along side and asks her name, she says she is alive."

"What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler? A toddler can count past two..."

"Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear"