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Joke of the Day

"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"

"How people think Brain: ""You're weird."" Body: ""and you're fat."" Face: ""plus you're pretty ugly"" Food: ""I'm here for you babe..."""

"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."

"A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, ""that's bananas"""

"I mostly make black jokes because I have a dark sense of humor"

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."

"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"

"The 4 year old thinks a cat's tail is it's underwear because it covers the butthole. I can't really argue with that logic."

"Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."