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Joke of the Day
"""I just got engaged!"" -- Starship Enterprise"
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"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unless you work in the alzheimer's wing of a nursing home, then you get lots."
"How tall are the twin towers? 9"" 11"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"
"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"
"How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it."
"Went to the opticians today leaving with them telling me my eye sight is better than 20/20. So when I say you look like a C*NT, i think i know what i'm talking about."
"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"
"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"