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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"
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"A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go... Guantanomo bay"
"What do you call a skinny feminist... Photoshopped"
"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."
"Breakup? I'm sorry no. You're not finished being in love with me yet."
"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."
"The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless""."
"I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant."
"How many feminists do you need to screw in a lightbulb? None. Lightbulbs promote rape culture."