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"What do you call a skinny feminist... Photoshopped"
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"Why weren't the baked beans heating up? They were just chilling"
"Day 2 of being Kidnapped. Kidnappers have now committed suicide."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face."
"People say that I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."
"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."
"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"
"I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid... I can stop whenever I want"