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Joke of the Day

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"It's not fair that lab animals get to test all those nice cosmetics while I'm stuck using the cheap stuff."

"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."

"I've just text my new girlfriend that I'm into all sorts of douchebaggery. Autocorrect clearly has a different idea on what debauchery is."

"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."

"My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone."

"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."

"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"Things that kinda rhyme... Very Hungry Caterpillar Scary Money Counterfeiter"