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Joke of the Day

"If someone tells you there are 2 Ayers Rock... Don't be fooled it's uluru's."

"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"

"Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator."

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection... ""Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog,"" said the vet."

"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

"When I was born I was given two choices: The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose."

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"