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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wall Art What do you call arms and legs on a wall Pieces of art"

"What is the only feeling that's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."

"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."

"No one is more shocked that I brought my cat to a baseball game than my cat."

"""Every child's a gift."" ""Your 'gift' is eating his own boogers right now."" ""..."" ""I hope you saved the receipt."""

"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He was all right. Andddd I'll see myself out."

"Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"

"I like writing my own chemistry jokes... Because the only good ones Argon."