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Joke of the Day

"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."

"I agree that 6-pack abs are sexy - that's why I have 12 of them!"

"[NSFW] What do you call 2 black guys raping a white girl? A giant Oreo."

"Have you heard the story when the idiot said no?"

"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"

"You know what I hate? Indian givers... ..no wait, I take that back."

"A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising"

"If I could fly, I know who I'd shit on first."

"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."

"A police officer respectfully acknowledges a black man as the man walks past the police station Title"