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Joke of the Day
"What did the hooker say to the blind man? ""Come here"""
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"Egyptian fisherman what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died? I'm in de-nile"
"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."
"How much is twelve units of mass? Dozen matter."
"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."
"What are Donald Trumps least favorite food? Mexican jumping beans"
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."
"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."
"I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do."