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Joke of the Day

"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."

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"My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's quite rewarding working from home I tell ya"
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"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."
"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."
"Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President."
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