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Joke of the Day
"What are Donald Trumps least favorite food? Mexican jumping beans"
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"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"
"20 years ago my parents had a traffic accident... and that was the day I was born"
"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"
"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"
"Getting a bit worried, is this normal? One of my nipples is a different colour than the other two"
"Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin' Oats"
"So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars. I've been seeing shit for days."