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Joke of the Day

"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"

"I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight."

"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"

"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"

"Missed connection. You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response."

"The Reddit admins die and find themselves going straight to hell... It made me laugh..."

"A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor... And says, ""Make me one with everything."" Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, ""Change comes from within."""

"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."

"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."

"What do you call a gender confused toddler? A Transves-tyke."