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Joke of the Day
"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."
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"[takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet"
"I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so i'll know it's a match"
"What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up"
"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"
"Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? Nah, I've never met herbivore."
"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."
"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""
"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""
"My mom caught me smoking weed. She punished me by sending me to my room without any supper."