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Joke of the Day
"Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight."
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"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."
"What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?..... ......There's twenty of them."
"Keen silence from a dinner guest as she looks across the living room and realizes I made her bridesmaid dress into a dog bed."
"I don't date Chinese girls... That's a big red flag for me..."
"TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub."
"Dad shouts: ""Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!"" Son: ""Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"""
"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you"
"Do you think Gillette employees ever call in Schick to work?"
"I wrote a horror story using only six words. Donald Trump won the presidential election."