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Joke of the Day
"Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight."
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"is there a sadder metaphor of ur adulthood destroying ur childhood than the fact that to get to work evryday u hav to burn up dead dinosaurs"
"I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now."
"what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? {choking noises}"
"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."
"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"My brother told me hates my beard. I said ""Don't worry, it will grow on you"""
"Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of. Is it a virus or a free U2 album?"
"What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages."
"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"