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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"
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"On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics... On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green."
"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."
"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"9 out of 10 Americans agree ...that out of 10 Americans, one American will always disagree with the other nine."
"My ex's ex and my left hand are dating."
"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."
"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"
"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"
"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."