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Joke of the Day

"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"

"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"

"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"

"Why is the retirement center nicknamed ""the garden""? Because it is full of vegetables."

"Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7,10,11!"

"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"Relationship status: My neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, I was caught."

"How much does the Holocaust?"

"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"

"Jews will be celebrating Passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show."