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Joke of the Day

"Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves... ... Clinton and Trump are furious."

"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."

"You know what the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is? A drunk doesn't have to go to all those fuckin meetings."

"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that pee in the shower.... And dirty, dirty liars."

"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."

"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."

"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."