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Joke of the Day

"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... the bartender says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Oh God. Yes. This is so good. I love it so much I'm having a sarcasm."

"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."

"""Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?"" ""Can't. Scared."" ""Of the water?"" ""No. Palindromes."""

"Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be"

"""Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup."" -Maybelline"

"Want to learn how to keep an idiot occupied for hours? [Click here to find out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/44z1io/want_to_learn_how_to_keep_an_idiot_occupied_for/)"

"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"

"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"