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Joke of the Day

"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."

"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."

"Just worked out for the first time in a year. Feels good to be back in shape."

"Why is it called Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"Do you know why it was called the 'Dark Ages'? Because of all the knights!"

"I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."

"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."

"Golden words by a wise man:""If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."""

"7yo: Let's not talk ALL day today 6yo: Ok! Me: *holy shit yessss* 7yo: LET'S ONLY WHISTLE AND CLAP INSTEAD Me: Right. Of course."