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Joke of the Day

"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"

"The only thing i understood from Interstellar [spoiler] that the fifth dimension is a FUCKING BOOK CASE"

"What do you call a nap in computer science class? A CS-ta"

"Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."

"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

"Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything."

"The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama."

"My LASIK doctor said that if I get 2000 upvotes on this post I'll get free treatment. Upvote for visibility."

"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."