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Joke of the Day
"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
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"If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp."
"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."
"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"
"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."
"what did the angry German man say when he was asked to count to 10? NEIN!!!"
"ME: these gummy bears are delicious WIFE: those are daily vitamins ME: *holding the couch over my head with one arm* I can't find the remote"
"Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant-aloupe"
"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""