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"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."

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"My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point."
"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms? Kung Pao Chicken"
"The snack that smiles back! Children!"
"Birthdays are good for us... Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"
"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."
"What does socialism smell like? It has a Bernie smell."
"Picnic Tables What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of 4."