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Joke of the Day
"What did one snail say to the other? Nothing. They were both decoys."
Next Joke
"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."
"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."
"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"
"I wish I loved anything as much as middle aged white women love sharing pictures of words written in sand."
"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."
"How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !"
"Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either."
"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."
"Today my wife was on her knees before me. ...screaming: ""Don't you hide under the bed, asshole!"""