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Joke of the Day

"99 Camera walk into a Bar... The Bartender says ""GET OUT!! We do not serve cameras in here now get out!"" The Cameras say ""All we wanted to do was to take a shot."""

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."

"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"

"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."

"*cop slams bag of weed down on table* ""EXPLAIN."" ""its not mine officer i swea- ""oh quit the crap Bulbasaur we know you're the grass type"""

"What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common? [NSFW] They can only get off with their feet."

"Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?"

"You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me."