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Joke of the Day

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"

"Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)"

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."

"I used to be conceited, ... but now I'm perfect."

"Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head."

"What's is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a boner right now. -Hugh Hefner, probably"

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. . . People who understand binary and people who don't."

"I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green."

"Hey, are you -273.15C? Yeah, I'm 0K thanks."