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Joke of the Day

"Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K"

"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."

"what do you mean you can't deliver pizza to a pillow fort"

"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"

"My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I'd have so much cash on me I'd probably get mugged by a black man."

"Most of the 1800s was spent painting chubby chicks."

"What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit"

"A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, ""Looks like Santa lost his temper again."""

"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."