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Joke of the Day

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"I've found that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Until you try to flatter someone in a wheelchair."

"What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners."

"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."

"What does an egg say to another egg? Nothing, eggs can't talk."

"My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith... ...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!"

"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."

"Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a ""God PLEASE bless America"", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners"

"Saw a coworker washing a banana in the sink and wondering what she did with it."

"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."