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Joke of the Day
"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"
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"A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said ""Free Candy"" on the side. I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet."
"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"
"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."
"What's the difference between rape and extortion? How you spell blackmail"
"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word unionized."
"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"
"if they changed the rules so you could wear timbs instead of skates black ppl would take over hockey"
"{Goes to buy Virgin Airlines ticket} ""Can I buy one even if I've done sex?"" Um. Yes sir ""Cause I have"" Okay ""I've done all of it"" Please go"