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Joke of the Day

"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"

"What part of the body never wins? Dafeat"

"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."

"I was banging a retarded girl last night... She didn't want me to finish in her mouth, so I shot my load on the window and let nature take its course."

"What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."

"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"

"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"

"What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair? The blonde sure doesn't know."

"Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds."