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Joke of the Day

"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""

"What is 6 afraid of 7? Because size matters."

"Teacher to Student Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here. What sentence seemingly appropriate makes you burst into laughter?"

"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."

"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"

"An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape and yelling ""Super Sex! Super Sex!"" An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says, ""I'll have the soup."""

"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives And that fucker looked depressed."

"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"

"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."

"What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?"