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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"

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"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"
"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"
"I know what a bird can do that you can't. Whistle through its pecker."
"Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna"