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Joke of the Day

"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"

"What do Fall Out Boy say after titty-fucking their girlfriends? THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"

"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three."

"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"

"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"

"Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo"

"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."

"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."