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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house"

"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"

"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"

"My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual."

"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"

"My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework..... I guess he needed more concentration."

"Whats black and isn't working? Black lives matter."

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."

"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"