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Joke of the Day

"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."

"What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery? ""at least his death wasn't in vein"""

"So what if I can't spell ""Armageddon"" I mean, it's not the end of the world."

"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."

"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"

"My Wife told me to treat her like a princess So I put her in the back of my car and crashed it into a tunnel"

"I can not fathom how some people are exactly 6 feet tall."

"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."