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Joke of the Day

"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."

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"What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery? ""at least his death wasn't in vein"""
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"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."
"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."
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"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."