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Joke of the Day
"My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual."
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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"
"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"Donald Trump The joke's in the title."
"THE HUMAN BODY 12 Wildly inconsistent design. Leaks fluids. Zero protection from drop damage. Can be killed by bees/peanuts. NOT RECOMMENDED"
"A midget Mexican is called a paragraph. Because he aint no full essay ;)"
"Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn't lose him Therapist: Not a bad thing Me [yawns and a bee flies from my mouth]: Come back Alan"
"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"
"I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm sure of lots of things that are wrong. I'm highly fallible."